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Since it gets harder to remember past clan gatherings while fully immersed in the PLOWED lifestyle, we decided to create a table listing past Ardbeggeddon participants.  We hope to use this table to highlight the dedicated Ringleaders who do everything in their power to get to ground zero each year, and to remind those Ringleaders who have stayed from the true PLOWED path (furrow). 

This is a work in progress due to our feeble recollections.  Corrections are of course encouraged.

  A1 A2 A3 A4 A5 A6 A7 A8 A9 A10 A11
  2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010
  Hard Rock Hard Rock Rio Palms House House House House Villa Villa ???

The Obsessive Compulsive Ringleaders
This is a list of the Ringleaders who have never missed an Ardbeggeddon after attending once.  They understand...

S'tan (De'mon) x x x x x x x x x x x
MacKaplahan x x x x x x x x x x x
Usigetom x x x x x x x x x x x
Doctor Entropy x x x x x x x x x x x
Bushido x x x x x x x x x x x
Blackeno x x x x x x x x x x ?
Port Alan   x x x x x x x x x x
FoaF x x x   x     x x x ?
Peter (SCMF)       x x x x x x x x
Todd       x x   x x x x x
Mike           x x x x x x
Jerry               x x x x
Ganga                 x x x
Rich                 x x x
Sister Haggis                   x x
Derek                   x x
John                   x x
Jessica                     x
Steffen                     x
Totals by "A" 17 20 18 15 16 14 16 17 17 22 ?
Note:  Occasionally, we issue SDs which are "special dispensations" granted because the Ringleaders who missed an event successfully pleaded their cases well in the formal "PLOWED decisions appeals process", arguing they would have been at ground zero if not for extraordinary circumstances and submitting additional evidence on the record including drams of amazing old vintage cask strength malt whiskies.  PLOWED runs a very open and friendly appeals board with most evidence presented in Glen Cairn glassware...

Also, Todd and FoaF have made it back on the OCR list after "falling off the PLOWED wagon", and are the first Ringleaders who have managed to get back on the true path to "spiritual enlightenment" after getting lost in the tractless forests of societal obligations.   We haven't heard if FoaF will be onsite in 2010 so he may fall off the "OCR Roll" again this year.  Calling all FoaFs!

The Apprentice Ringleaders
These folks have somehow let life get in the way of attending  Ardbeggeddon and either missed a gathering, stopped attending, or ran away horrified never to return. This behavior could be seen as a sign of sanity by some but PLOWED disagrees. 

Ringleaders get back on the list of The OCR (Obsessive Compulsive Ringleaders) list after they attend three (3) Ardbeggeddons in a row after missing any annual Society clan gathering. 

So sayeth the Ord, Chapter 3, Verse 18 from the Book of OSFX

  A1 A2 A3 A4 A5 A6 A7 A8 A9 A10 A11
Slur Dave x x x x x x x x x x  
FX (OSFX) x x x x x x x x x x  
dougdog             x x   x  
Davin (MM)             x x   x  
Desert Dawg     x x   x x     x  
MCP               x x    
Rodger         x x x        
Manny x x x   x            
Matt x x x x              
Doug the VP x x x x   x          
Nanoman x x x                
Gail         x            
Jay x
Jack       x              
Admiral Maltigutt   x x                
SSS x x                  
Shamu x x                  
Don L   x                  
Josh   x                  
Louis P x                    
Mike C   ? ?                
Ulf     x                
Michael M x                    
Craig D x                    

The Minions: 
All Ringleaders - No Minions


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last update on 01/12/2010